President "Huge In Town" And The Overlord of the Sportsextatorship "Phil (Dark) Knight" Both Endorse This Man For:
President of the United Jakes of Warmerica. (How many Punch-Outs have there been just in the past 6 months over a pair of stoopid sneakers...?) Jeebus Kripes Amighty
Again, If You Have 2 Homes In Warmerica, And You Spend The Majority Of Your Time In Warmerica, Why The Fook Do You Get To Call Yourself A "Serbian Tennis Player"...?